Guy Spent $150k To Look Like Kim Kardashian

Reported by Dariel Figueroa at uproxx: You’d think that a make-up artist would be more conscious of how using plastic surgery to become a celebrity doppelgänger would work. It’s a relatively simple concept: you pay someone to stab, slice, and inject you until you look like the person in the photo. This 23-year old British man, though, completely misunderstood the concept. He spent $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian, and, well, the results speak for themselves.

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I imagine Jordan James Parke said something like, “I want to look like the lovechild of Kim Kardashian and Divine. Also, I’d prefer if my surgeon was partially blind,” otherwise, how the hell can someone justify spending $150,000 on plastic surgery that makes them look like their favorite celebrity in the midst of a peanut allergy attack. Here’s the list of procedures he’s had done:

  • lip fillers
  • cheek fillers
  • Botox
  • laser hair removal
  • eyebrow tattoos
  • veneers

And the eyebrows. THE EYEBROWS!

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Somewhere in the UK is a cosmetic artist counting money, laughing at how much they got paid to use a sharpie on someone’s face. Parke claims that he fell in love with Kim K a few years ago, when he saw her on an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. “I laugh when people try to insult me by telling me I look plastic or fake,” he said in an interview with The Sun. “Do they think I’m going for the natural look? If I was, I’d ask for my money back.”

To each his own. YIKES!

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Beverly Johnson….SELMA, Oprah, Oyelowo, Common…

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Tonight, I was honored to have seen an advance screening of the critically acclaimed movie Selma starring fellow Nigerian actor David Oyelowo as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. along side Oprah, Common, Wilkinson, Ejogo, just to name a few. Of course, better to take in the movie with such icon as Beverly Johnson. My dear friends, this is a movie for all ages and a historical one at that. The film chronicles the tumultuous three-month period in 1965, when Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. led a dangerous campaign to secure equal voting rights in the face of violent opposition. The epic march from Selma to Montgomery culminated in President Johnson (Tom Wilkinson) signing the Voting Rights Act of 1965, one of the most significant victories for the civil rights movement. Director Ava DuVernay’s SELMA tells the story of how the revered leader and visionary Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. (David Oyelowo) and his brothers and sisters in the movement prompted change that forever altered history.

Out in theaters Dec 25, on Christmas Day.

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Later on Thursday, I will be attending an advance screening of Angelina Jolie’s movie “Unbroken” and will post my findings on my Facebook page shortly after 9pm. So be sure to be on the look out for that too. 😉

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Pregnant Woman Defends Abortion Clinic

A pregnant woman faces up to abortion protesters in London. I have never been this speechless in a long time. The lady in question gave the protesters a non violent educational verbal whipping like I’ve never seen before. I personally don’t have any particular opinion on abortion but I must say, this lady’s speech will have the most hardened anti abortionist thinking twice. Did I mention she’s heavily pregnant? Please watch the video below and learn….and share!

 

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