The Airlines Are Coming After Your Fat…Ahem $

While Mayor Bloomberg is fighting the sugar heaven by restricting the size of coke drinks in New York City and only God knows where else this might catch up, the great sky lines are battling for more dollars and coming after you!

There is GREAT new incentive to hit the gym and trim the fat. The airlines will start going after your pockets by pricing your airline tickets by the number of poundage you wobble about. I have to say that I was excited a bit when I heard this news. There’s nothing more annoying than settling into a seat (when flying coach) and having a super huge ahem…full figured passenger come take a seat right next to you. They not only fight for the arm rest but also take command of the extra butt space the skinny neighbor has left to move about and stretch during the flights! Nope, I didn’t make this up, you can read all about it on CNN.

There’s no better way to put this. I guess all skinny bitches out there can now break out the bubbles and rejoice. 🙂

So sorry my full figured friends. 🙁

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